COMEDY - Being Sick Sucks A Donkey

Over two weeks now of being sick, yaay! Going from sick, nauseous, sore head, sore limbs to now a bad cough and spluttering like a farting tractor. This one really is taking the piss unmercilessly. Why can't it have the decency to be all these things at once and get them out of the way so I can get better and disco dance like I was born to do.