POETRY - A Few More Keys

Some further examples of Tim Key's poetry as found on the website www.timkey.co.uk.

274.
I didn’t know how to respond
Be happy about her sex-change!
Or throw my soup on her!

303.
“Marry me!” Said Rory to May.
Rory gorped.
Was this the new May?
His champagne flute exploded in his hands.

323.
“I love you baby”.
She kissed me and I unwrapped her gift.
It was a Moby C.D.
Yes! She’d listened.
She’d picked up on my hints.
I drew her to me

382.
“Will you?”
She touched my knee.
It was nice to be sitting with someone who gave a shit.